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Supposedly this hunk of ordinary plastic, coolly sporting the name Speedboard, helps the game player increase play speed when the controller is held inside.

Where to start…?

1.) Most people do not play video games behind a table or next to something to support a thing like Speedboard.
2.) Human beings have hands. Hands to hold things such as Nintendo controllers.
3.) It’s reeeeally stupid.

Oddly enough, this ‘ accessory’ was granted an official license from Nintendo.