In the dawn of time,
primitive cavemen roamed the Earth along
with some pretty gnarly creatures. Not
that cavemen weren't pretty gnarly themselves.
They weren't real smart - they were actually
pretty stupid. They had no sense of fashion,
mostly because there were no malls to shop at.
And they looked like a cross between a gorilla
and the ugliest person you know.
For them survival was a full-time job.
But as always, some were party animals
in the bunch. It was a rebel mob of
cavemen that decided to turn the
dangers of everyday life into a
competition to find the best athletes
of the tribe.They called it Cavemen Games.
Six top cave-athletes competing in six grueling
events. It's party time in cave-land,
and you're invited.