N-E-S Alphabet

By: Mike
N-E-S Alphabet

In a further effort to sell out–I mean, “give back to the community”, I’m going to try something completely new: write a fun teaching lesson to help all the struggling youngsters out there learn the alphabet! If your son or daughter, younger brother or sister, relative, Engrish-stricken friend, or whomever is having a hard time learning their ABC’s–I suggest you try this fun little song and reward the student with some game-playing time! Just make sure you have all of the game cartridges below available to you or substitutes for missing letters! (Time for pa-pa to get those sweet, sweet paychecks the Public Broadcasting Station has been cashing in from the government for ages!)

Good-day, boys and girls! It’s your old pal, Uncle Mikey, reminding all of my good NES playing children to always think back to your ABC’s while gaming.

“What’s that, Uncle Mikey?” you ask?

I’ll show you! Please recite with me now our fun and educational alphabet song. Try to keep up with the tempo! Ready kids?

is for Anticipation


is for Bad Dudes


is for Color A Dinosaur


is for Dragon Warrior III


is for Exodus


is for Faxanadu


is for Gun.Smoke


is for Hydlide


is for Isolated Warrior


is for Jackal


is for Kid Niki


is for Legend of Kage


is for Muppet Adventure Chaos at the Carnival


is for Nightshade


is for Operation Secret Storm


is for Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom


is for Qix


is for R.B.I. Baseball III


is for Snake Rattle ‘N Roll


is for Three Stooges


is for Ufouria


is for Vice Project Doom


is for Willow


is for X-Men


is for Yie Ar Kung Fu


is for Zanac

Now I know my N-E-S A-B-C’s. Next time won’t you game with me?