Speaking as a fully grown man, this is one of those updates by which I should be humiliated, but thankfully I killed whatever healthy shame I used to have years ago. Now by choice I am covering a children’s video game about a talking cartoon poriferan.

If you’re too mature for the likes of SpongeBob SquarePants, don’t leave just yet because this article also takes a look at a neat new USB-powered Game Boy Color dumper called the Altane Cartridge Programmer. As a word of warning, though, you may want to skip the part about David Hasselhoff’s unwashed bathing suit.