The Case of the Satanic S&M Porn Fetishist’s Super Mario Storyboard (NSFW)
How’s that for a headline? Eat your heart out, Gawker.
This is bar none the strangest thing that I have ever written on this site. The Super Mario presentation storyboard that you see pictured above may appear innocent looking enough, but wait until you hear about the simulated self-mutilation and the computer-generated demonic possession.
Those with a weak stomach and an aversion to S&M are urged to stay far away from today’s article.