Screen Grabs


THIS AIN’T NO GAME.
 It’s A Live-Action Thrill Ride!


Color A Koopa


“Look, how many times do I have to tell ya! This ain’t the Nintendo Powerline! Now do ya want phone sex or not, kid?”


“Goomba farted!”


“Shhhiii…”


“I’ll… beat the hell out of you!”


“With this puple Gak, I shall rule the world.”


Duck Hunt!


“So how’d you get suckered in to do the film? Was it the free food?”


Forget John Hammond and all his amber dinosaur DNA bullshit. We’ve got a dial!


“The Carpenters are performing at the Spectrum tonight? I’m there!”


“Trust the fungus, Mario. But don’t trust the script, the crazy ass directors, or your agent ever again.”


“Size ain’t everything, baby.”


Portrait of an Italian Man’s Direct Way With the Women


Show a little more leg why don’t cha, dear.


“Holy Mama Celeste pizza, Mario! Get your hand off my ass!”


“Can you hear me now? Good.”


“Take that miserable Halloween costume off.”


A new ride at Universal Studios?


“Say cheeeeesey meeeeatballlls.”


DVD Root Menu


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